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will let people experience your product and attract
people to your web site. 7. Make your ad copy attractive. Your ad should
lists benefits before the features. Include guarantees
and testimonials in your ad. 8. Remind people to come back and visit your site.
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history. They'll feel more comfortable if they know
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credit cards, checks, money orders, and other forms
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3. Supply news stories related to your site. People
want current news on the topics they are interested
in. You could also include new "how to" articles.
4. Offer your visitors a free community. People like
to have a place were they can have discussions with
others on a particular subject.
5. Make people feel safe when they order. Explain
to them you won't sell their e-mail address and all
their personal information will be kept confidential.
6. Offer free samples or trials of your product. This
will let people experience your product and attract
people to your web site.
7. Make your ad copy attractive. Your ad should
lists benefits before the features. Include guarantees
and testimonials in your ad.
8. Remind people to come back and visit your site.
They usually don't purchase the first time. The more
times they visit, the greater the chance they'll buy.
9. Let people know anything about your business
history. They'll feel more comfortable if they know
who they are buying from.
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credit cards, checks, money orders, and other forms
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| | How to Make a Movie With Zero Money Posted: Ever wanted to make a short film but couldn't because it was too expensive? Well it doesn't have to be. I can show you how to make a movie without spending a dime. Recent Article published on 11/12/2009 by kmasuda | | How to Stay Busy During Play Rehearsal Posted: Play rehearsals are time consuming and if you do not have the lead role you end up watching most of the time. Here are some things you can to do maximize your time. Recent Article published on 11/12/2009 by bigearthguru | | How to Get a Better / Fuller Sound Out of a Choir / Musician Posted: It is frustrating to hear a well-intentioned but unmusical person/choir sing. It is a far worse experience to hear someone sing that IS musical, but evidently has never had the proper coaching. Here you will learn how to develop a musical... Recent Article published on 11/12/2009 by muchochihuahua | |
| [Plesset's Principles]Try Before You Buy Posted: 13 Nov 2009 06:44 PM PST If you would prefer to read this newsletter as a web page, I've posted it here. | 
TIP OF THE WEEK: Allow yourself sufficient time to make good decisions about every aspect of your project. Don't be trapped by artificial deadlines you impose, or that someone else tries to impose on you. |
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QUOTES OF THE WEEK:
"Be faithful to your own taste because nothing you really like is ever out of style." (Billy Baldwin)
"A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year." (Marty Allen)
"When you buy (anything), use your eyes and your mind, not your ears."
(Czechoslovakian Proverb)
"Quality is always essential, whatever the price." (Billy Baldwin)
| | | IN THIS ISSUE:
Try It Before You Buy It
Marketing Yourself and Your Services | | | Dear Welcome I'm constantly being reminded about the importance of buying the right products, and making informed decisions, so this week's newsletter will provide hints and tips for how to buy wisely, to save you effort, time, and money. You may have read one or two of the tips in previous newsletters (or my book), but they bear repeating, because they're very important.
You are probably gearing up for the Holiday Season, which begins in a couple of weeks with Thanksgiving. I'm going to be writing a series of newsletters focusing on Holiday decorations and safety tips, to help you enjoy this special time of the year, and also preparing a newsletter with hints about what to do after you take down your Holiday decorations. Your home doesn't have to look and feel drab in the two or three months between New Year's Day and the beginning of Spring!
The next six weeks are going to be very busy, and challenging. A positive attitude, focusing on what's really important, and surrounding ourselves with family and close friends will help us get through all of the seasonal have-to's, and anything else that pops up. Enjoy life, despite the challenges! With Inspired Ideas For Your Home,  | | | QUICK LINKS: | | dp-design.com | | Diane's MySpace | | Diane's FaceBook | | Diane on Twitter | | Diane on Linkedin | | orders@dp-design.com | | Send to a Friend | | Q@dp-design.com | | | | | |
Plesset's Principles for Today's Home®
TRY IT BEFORE YOU BUY IT
"A budget tells us what we can't afford, but it doesn't keep us from buying it. (William Feather) Do you remember when you bought your last car? You went through the process of defining what you wanted, and exploring what was available in your price range. Then you went to showrooms, to get more information, and test drive each vehicle to find the one that fit, emotionally, physically and financially. Preparing for a building or remodeling project is very similar, but most of my previous clients haven't understood the concept, until I shared an analogy, and asked them to tell me what they did to make their final decision about purchasing a car.
What did you pay for your newest vehicle? If you're remodeling your master bathroom or your kitchen, you can expect to invest 100% - 200% what you paid for your car. I've never understood why homeowners are willing to pay more for a vehicle that will depreciate so much, so quickly. In today's economy, even with a drastic drop in value, you can't deny that your home is your best investment.
Back to the analogy of purchasing an automobile. Your first step is to make a comprehensive list of everything you want included, and prioritize your list. This is important, because it will help you talk with design professionals and contractors, to help them understand your goals. The first chapter of my award-winning book, "THE Survival Guide: Home Remodeling" has multiple surveys that will help you define priorities about the scope of your project, and specific products you may want to include. The complete set is available for only $9.95 (see below how to order the surveys).The next step is to establish a reasonable, realistic investment range. Yes, investment -- not price. You're investing in your home, and your future. A good remodeling (or building) project will give you years of personal enjoyment, and a high rate of return on your investment if and when you decide to sell your home. Statistics verify that you will get a 45% - 85% return, depending on the size and scope of your project, and your physical location.
After you determine your target budget, test reality by talking to design professionals and contractors, to get their opinion about your project based on their professional experience. This is similar to visiting showrooms or doing online research, to learn about what you'll get for what you're willing to pay for a vehicle. There are direct parallels, because the "bottom line" determines how much of your wish list you're going to achieve, i.e., the more you pay, the more you'll get.
Now, there is a break in the analogy. When you go to a car dealer, their goal is to sell you a vehicle that day. Design professionals and contractors want to sell you their services, but you should not feel pressured by them. Allow yourself enough time to make an informed decision: Interview them, review their proposal, check their references, and ask questions.
It's impossible to "test drive" a new home, or a remodeled home. But there are some things that you can do during the design process to help you achieve the best results: - Verify dimensions for aisleways and passageways, to confirm enough space has been allowed for comfort and safety, especially:
- Door swings (including shower doors, and appliances)
- Traffic around tables and islands, between countertops and appliances
- Usable kitchen countertop area
- Convenient storage
- Multiple users in the same space
- Carefully select products that fit your needs, and your budget
- Pre-shop online at manufacturers' sites for features
- Visit showrooms to physically see and feel the products (a client recently selected a different handshower, because the original handshower she selected online didn't fit her grip comfortably)
- Obtain comparative prices
- Enter information into a spreadsheet (manufacturer, model number, price, and showroom/salesperson)
Pride of ownership lasts a very short time after you've purchased a new vehicle. The satisfaction and joy you feel in your new or remodeled home is daily, and will last for many years into the future. My goal is to help you achieve your goals, through these newsletters, my book, and my design/coordination services.
It's easy to obtain a copy of the complete Homeowner Surveys! Just send a request to orders@dp-design.com, and we'll send an order confirmation by return e-mail, with a PayPal invoice for $9.95, asking your preference for pdf or hard copy. After you've paid the invoice, we'll confirm the shipment of your order.
Are you planning to build a new home, or remodel your existing home? Do you know someone who is planning to build a new home or remodel their existing home in 2010? "THE Survival Guide: Home Remodeling" is the perfect Holiday gift! Price, including regular postage, is only $29.95. Order (and register) now, and receive the two new chapters about green building and remodeling, and aging-in-place guidelines, at no extra charge! My personal guarantee comes with every book: If guidelines and hints are followed, readers can save at least 10 times the price of the book! Send an e-mail today, to guarantee delivery: orders@dp-design.com --o0o-- PLESSET'S PRINCIPLES FOR TOMORROW'S DESIGNERS MARKETING YOURSELF: COMPETITIONS "You don't sell a commodity, you sell joy, gaiety, excitement. You aim at people's hearts, not their minds." (Dorothy Draper, Detroit News) One of the best ways to build a professional reputation and entice new clients is to enter design competitions. Your school may host student competitions, and they may offer information about design competitions sponsored by magazines, manufacturers, and organizations that have student categories.
Your school may offer a graduation celebration, honoring the top students. Pay attention to this, because it could be a great boost to your career. I speak from personal experience because I was honored with the "Henry Adams (Student) Designer Of The Year" when I graduated. I was fortunate to have gotten two years of practical experience at a local bath-kitchen remodeling company while attending classes, and had already established D. P. Design. The award presented an opportunity to send out press releases, which helped my business tremendously. I had 15 years of repeat and referral clients as a result of the positive "press" I got from the award!
Since moving back to Oregon nine years ago, I have won 11 regional and national design competitions, in addition to the 2003 award for "Best How-To Book". They are a source of pride and confidence, because they represent not only client satisfaction, but peer acknowledgement of my creative talents.
Here are some hints and tips that will help you build your successful career:
- Do the very best you can with every class assignment and internship; continually ask yourself, "How can I improve this?"
"The healthiest competition occurs when average people win by putting above average effort." (Colin Powell) - Subscribe to trade magazines that fit your design goals; subscriptions are usually free, especially if they offer online magazines
- Use search engines for information about competitions
- Join professional organizations; they often reduce membership fees for students, and often sponsor design competitions
- Network online; limit friends' (and competitors') ability to post potentially embarrasing remarks or photos
- Learn as much as possible about marketing
Finally, always compete with yourself, never others. I've known both types of competitors, and prefer to associate with people who consistently raise the bar of professionalism with integrity. Anna Brownell Jameson says it best, "The only competition worthy of a wise man is with himself."
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"Plesset's Principles for Today is Home" is YOUR personal information service, to help you make informed decisions about every aspect of your building or remodeling project. Send an e-mail today with your questions to: Q@dp-design.com
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ABOUT DIANE
 Diane established D. P. Design in April of 1984, to help homeowners, like you, achieve the best building and remodeling experience with her personalized consulting, design services, seminars, articles, and books. She is a homeowner advocate, an award-winning designer and author, and former co-host of a weekly radio program. "Plesset's Principles for Today's Home®" is another avenue for Diane to express her passion for helping people, using her God-given talents, education, and experience to provide "Inspired Ideas for Your Home®". She is one of about 150 designers in the United States with multiple certifications as a Master Kitchen-Bath Designer, Interior Designer, and Aging-in-Place Specialist. Diane can help you achieve your building or remodeling goals, using state-of-the-art computer aided drafting software ("Archicad"). To request more information, visit Diane's website, or send an e-mail to Diane: Q@dp-design.com.You are welcome to share this newsletter. We request that you copy and paste it in its entirety, including Diane's bio. | | | a | | | DIANE PLESSET,CMKBD, NCIDQ #13029, C.A.P.S.D. P. DESIGNP.O. Box 1132
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